Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!

I write and perform in funny videos with CollegeHumor. You can email me at patrick.cassels@gmail.com, follow me on Twitter @patrick_cassels, or visit my web site www.patrickcassels.com.

August 26, 2014 at 11:10am
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CollegeHumor Live L.A. is next Tuesday. In addition to the amazing lineup above, Emily and I will be hosting CollegeHumor’s first ever Popularity Contest. Two lucky audience members will have the chance to gain all the popularity they craved back in school. Who will emerge as the coolest  kid in school? Definitely not me or Emily, so come to find out! (Poster by Randy McKay)
Tickets: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3834

CollegeHumor Live L.A. is next Tuesday. In addition to the amazing lineup above, Emily and I will be hosting CollegeHumor’s first ever Popularity Contest. Two lucky audience members will have the chance to gain all the popularity they craved back in school. Who will emerge as the coolest  kid in school? Definitely not me or Emily, so come to find out! (Poster by Randy McKay)

Tickets: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3834

August 25, 2014 at 3:53pm
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Wikipedia Article Titles That Can Be Sung to the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Theme Song by xkcd

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Wikipedia Article Titles That Can Be Sung to the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Theme Song by xkcd

August 23, 2014 at 12:49pm
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THE SIMPSONS MARATHON LIVE VIDEO FEED IS UP AND RUNNING! WATCH ABOVE! SIMPSONS WRITERS! COMEDIANS! GUESTS GALORE! TALKING SIMPSONS WHILE THE EPISODES AIR ON FXX! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE DOING! THIS WILL LAST ALL DAY! #EverySimpsonsEver

Ben Schwartz’s Simpsons marathon live stream is… er… live! I’ll be swinging by this afternoon. As host, I’m hoping Ben gives me a “Remain perfectly still. Only *I* may dance.”

August 22, 2014 at 10:44pm
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"No, no, you must not get it. It’s about eating pussy."

"No, no, you must not get it. It’s about eating pussy."

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In hard-to-find footage, the comic powerhouse Phil Hartman is supported by the Saturday Night Live Family singers, as they sing an altered version of “So Long, Farewell” from The Sound of Music. Cast members perform as their recurring characters, until only Chris Farley is left as motivational speaker Matt Foley. Farley falls asleep onstage, nuzzled tightly into Hartman’s shoulder. The spotlight tightens around the two, Hartman’s voice cracking with emotion as he sings his final goodbyes, the camera eventually fading away into the distance [x] | May 14, 1994

(Source: oh-whiskers, via frankhejl)

August 21, 2014 at 1:29pm
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Chamabaland - “Shake Loose” (Taylor Swift vs. Kenny Loggins)

August 20, 2014 at 5:45pm
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Way into this music video for Niki Minaj’s “Anaconda” everyone’s talking about!