Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!

I write and perform in funny videos with CollegeHumor. You can email me at patrick.cassels@gmail.com, follow me on Twitter @patrick_cassels, or visit my web site www.patrickcassels.com.

September 17, 2014 at 10:09pm
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Even though Anna didn’t take my advice and include a Juggalo makeup tutorial, this is still a great book. Buy it here: http://bit.ly/1qlBoQE

Even though Anna didn’t take my advice and include a Juggalo makeup tutorial, this is still a great book. Buy it here: http://bit.ly/1qlBoQE

September 9, 2014 at 9:02pm
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(In monotone) “Yes. An entire zone marked for fun. Can YOU handle it?”

(In monotone) “Yes. An entire zone marked for fun. Can YOU handle it?”

September 5, 2014 at 8:06pm
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Check Out My New Film (Available On The Following Formats)

iTunes

Amazon Prime

Target Ticket

Redbox

Boost Mobile devices

Taxi TV

OnStar GPS devices

jetblue TV (Duluth to Seoul, North Korea flights only)

Tamogachi

Screens that play inside the elevators of the nice Vegas hotels

Old broken TVs vagrants use as fireplaces

Crackle

September 3, 2014 at 3:45pm
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Reblogged from jeffrubinjeffrubin

alexwatt:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

This was at the AirBNB we stayed at. Please read the golf joke and also everything else.

*Simian grunt*

The more you think about the golf joke the less it makes sense. It’s like a reverse Magic Eye.

August 30, 2014 at 6:11pm
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Reblogged from ohvideogames
ohvideogames:

Developed by Epyx in 1989 for MS-DOS

She’s holding a circuit board. Where the FUCK does “chemistry” fit in?

ohvideogames:

Developed by Epyx in 1989 for MS-DOS

She’s holding a circuit board. Where the FUCK does “chemistry” fit in?

(via gameological)

August 26, 2014 at 11:10am
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CollegeHumor Live L.A. is next Tuesday. In addition to the amazing lineup above, Emily and I will be hosting CollegeHumor’s first ever Popularity Contest. Two lucky audience members will have the chance to gain all the popularity they craved back in school. Who will emerge as the coolest  kid in school? Definitely not me or Emily, so come to find out! (Poster by Randy McKay)
Tickets: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3834

CollegeHumor Live L.A. is next Tuesday. In addition to the amazing lineup above, Emily and I will be hosting CollegeHumor’s first ever Popularity Contest. Two lucky audience members will have the chance to gain all the popularity they craved back in school. Who will emerge as the coolest  kid in school? Definitely not me or Emily, so come to find out! (Poster by Randy McKay)

Tickets: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3834

August 25, 2014 at 3:53pm
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Reblogged from laughingsquid
laughingsquid:

Wikipedia Article Titles That Can Be Sung to the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Theme Song by xkcd

laughingsquid:

Wikipedia Article Titles That Can Be Sung to the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Theme Song by xkcd