May 2012
10 posts
CollegeHumor's All-Nighter 2012 →
We stayed up all night making each other laugh and putting it on the Internet. Click the link above to enjoy the LINSANITY! (Fuck it, I’m gonna keep using that term.)
WatchCollegeHumor won a Webby award for “Simon Pegg and Nick Frost’s Star Wars” this week. Here’s Sam Reich giving a 5-word acceptance speech. I think I speak for the whole website when I say, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!
WatchI’m the voice of a disgusted zebra in “Teenage Polar Bear Cam,” a funny new cartoon from Dan Meth, written by Kevin Corrigan and Streeter Seidell. Coincidentally, “Disgusted Zebra” was the name of my grunge band in high school.
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Game of Thrones Names For Casual Watchers
There are so many characters on HBO’s “Game of Thrones” that I can’t remember any of their names, so I just came up with my own. I think they’re pretty clear.
Meltface
Moustache Man
Blondie
Chick Blondie
King Blondie
Freaky Beard
Horn Crown
The New Guy
The Nice Guy With the Army
Ugly Nudester
Whisperhunk
Duncan [Tarly, for some reason]]
Junkless Chubster
...
April 2012
11 posts
I corrected the first verse of that Eurythmics...
Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagriss Travel the world and the seven siss Everybody’s looking for something
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Eric Stoltz's Lost Roles
Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly in Back to the Future, but the studio, wanting a bigger star, hired Michael J. Fox instead.
Eric Stoltz was James Cameron’s first choice for the male lead in Titanic, but the director was forced to go in another direction after Stoltz blew off their meeting for a L.A. Sparks exhibition game.
Eric Stoltz was signed on to play Leter Burnham in...
Watchgabrus:
Here is the newest cartoon from Dan Meth. I voice ‘DIngleberry’ in it. It is way more highbrow than you could ever imagine.
audio recording by Sammy Rubin additional animation by Josh Weisbrod
Haha!
Young Diary Entry
Sometimes when when we’re shooting an episode of Hardly Working I have to act like I’m typing, and I wind up typing nonsense. Here’s what I wrote today…
TODAY I RAN DOWN A HILL AND TRIPPED ON AN EXPOSED ROOT. I FELL AND SCRAPED MY KNEE BEYOND ALL REPAIR. HOW THE OTHER CHILDREN LAUGHED AT ME! “STOP LAUGHING AT ME,” I SAID. BUT AS I SAID IT I BIT MY TONGUE SO...
March 2012
30 posts
Watch“Stressed Out,” written by and starring David Young and myself.
Logistical Flaws In Plato's "Allegory of the Cave"
Who would just follow a dude into a cave in the first place? As soon as I saw homeboy walking up to me with chains in his hands, I’d be like, “Uh, later!”
If I somehow was chained to the rock, I would never confuse shadows with real things. I just wouldn’t. I’m not an idiot.
Not that it’d even come to that, because I’d just psyche myself up and drink...
Watchjustcraig:
Alternate Mad Men Intros. A new video I wrote with Pat Cassels.
Craig and I are already pitching Thunder Chug to the Coca-Cola Company. (Produced by Lacy Wittman and animated by Mike Parker and Lowbrow Studios.)
Technically True
With a 10-second head start Michael Phelps would beat me in a swimming race.
If Shaun White and I were in a snowboarding competition, and I sprained my ankle the night before, he would definitely win the snowboarding competition.
If Ryan Gosling and I were hitting on the same girl, and I didn’t have a chance to comb my hair or put on any body spray, the girl would absolutely go home with...
WatchBest part of any cab ride.
Watch“Name Droppers.” New Hardly Working today!
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Common Dadaist Emoticons
*x% ”Laughing out loud”
$1$ ”Smiley face”
>::: ”Frowny face”
^?{ ”Winky/flirty face”
@# ”Sticking tongue out playfully”
>”< ”Big, open-mouthed grin”
=w&& ”Straight-faced/blank expression/dumbstruck”
;!*** ”Rolling on the floor laughing”
( ”Oh my...
WatchI play an ever-cheerful Uncle Owen in this new “Star Wars” cartoon from Dorkly. Special thanks to my Uncle John, Uncle Gary, Uncle Bobby, Uncle Patrick, Uncle Timmy, Uncle Tommy, and Uncle Kevin for years of inspiration. I would happily moisture farm with you guys any day.
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Jurassic Park: Muldoon's Company-Wide Email...
To: all@jurassicpark.co.cr From: robert.muldoon@jurassicpark.co.cr
G’day team,
Last night there was an accident at the velociraptor paddock and Geoffrey was eaten. I think we’ve been getting reckless around the dinosaurs lately, so I’m making the following changes to park protocol:
Do not send the Gatekeeper onto the raptor cage until the loading team has secured it
Do not...
Watchblogwell:
Pat and I are DrawCasting live and posting to Canvas for remixing, cooooome joooooin uuuuus.
Caldwell isn’t lying (for ONCE). Come hang out!
