"United Airlines now in invites our Gold, Silver, Platinum, Sapphire, Ruby, Quartz, Topaz, Feldspar, Zircon, Cubic Zirconium, Granite, Chalk, Gneiss, Pumice, Ancient Horseshoe Crab Fossil, Naugahyde, AstroTurf, Squand, and Nickelodeon Floam passengers to board at this time."
Even though Anna didn’t take my advice and include a Juggalo makeup tutorial, this is still a great book. Buy it here: http://bit.ly/1qlBoQE
(In monotone) “Yes. An entire zone marked for fun. Can YOU handle it?”
Boost Mobile devices
OnStar GPS devices
jetblue TV (Duluth to Seoul, North Korea flights only)
Screens that play inside the elevators of the nice Vegas hotels
Old broken TVs vagrants use as fireplaces
Developed by Epyx in 1989 for MS-DOS
She’s holding a circuit board. Where the FUCK does “chemistry” fit in?
CollegeHumor Live L.A. is next Tuesday. In addition to the amazing lineup above, Emily and I will be hosting CollegeHumor’s first ever Popularity Contest. Two lucky audience members will have the chance to gain all the popularity they craved back in school. Who will emerge as the coolest kid in school? Definitely not me or Emily, so come to find out! (Poster by Randy McKay)