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Sep 18

Attention passengers.

"United Airlines now in invites our Gold, Silver, Platinum, Sapphire, Ruby, Quartz, Topaz, Feldspar, Zircon, Cubic Zirconium, Granite, Chalk, Gneiss, Pumice, Ancient Horseshoe Crab Fossil, Naugahyde, AstroTurf, Squand, and Nickelodeon Floam passengers to board at this time."

Sep 17

Even though Anna didn’t take my advice and include a Juggalo makeup tutorial, this is still a great book. Buy it here: http://bit.ly/1qlBoQE

Even though Anna didn’t take my advice and include a Juggalo makeup tutorial, this is still a great book. Buy it here: http://bit.ly/1qlBoQE

Sep 09

(In monotone) “Yes. An entire zone marked for fun. Can YOU handle it?”

(In monotone) “Yes. An entire zone marked for fun. Can YOU handle it?”

Sep 05

Check Out My New Film (Available On The Following Formats)

iTunes

Amazon Prime

Target Ticket

Redbox

Boost Mobile devices

Taxi TV

OnStar GPS devices

jetblue TV (Duluth to Seoul, North Korea flights only)

Tamogachi

Screens that play inside the elevators of the nice Vegas hotels

Old broken TVs vagrants use as fireplaces

Crackle

Sep 03

[video]

Aug 30

ohvideogames:

Developed by Epyx in 1989 for MS-DOS

She’s holding a circuit board. Where the FUCK does “chemistry” fit in?

ohvideogames:

Developed by Epyx in 1989 for MS-DOS

She’s holding a circuit board. Where the FUCK does “chemistry” fit in?

(via gameological)

Aug 26

CollegeHumor Live L.A. is next Tuesday. In addition to the amazing lineup above, Emily and I will be hosting CollegeHumor’s first ever Popularity Contest. Two lucky audience members will have the chance to gain all the popularity they craved back in school. Who will emerge as the coolest  kid in school? Definitely not me or Emily, so come to find out! (Poster by Randy McKay)
Tickets: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3834

CollegeHumor Live L.A. is next Tuesday. In addition to the amazing lineup above, Emily and I will be hosting CollegeHumor’s first ever Popularity Contest. Two lucky audience members will have the chance to gain all the popularity they craved back in school. Who will emerge as the coolest  kid in school? Definitely not me or Emily, so come to find out! (Poster by Randy McKay)

Tickets: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3834