I was in the grocery store tonight and found Tilda Swinton’s to-do list. I know, crazy! I couldn’t help but read it. This is real!
Buy groceries.
Make wedding cake.
Take single bite of wedding cake.
Emotionlessly drop rest of wedding cake off roof.
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I was in the grocery store tonight and found Tilda Swinton’s to-do list. I know, crazy! I couldn’t help but read it. This is real!
Buy groceries.
Make wedding cake.
Take single bite of wedding cake.
Emotionlessly drop rest of wedding cake off roof.