Rodeo
I went to the rodeo (technically Professional Bull Riding) at Madison Square Garden with my friends last night. The best part about planning a trip to the rodeo, we learned, is that even the most mundane statements sound like folksy expressions with a deeper meaning — just by having the word “rodeo” in there! Here are my favorites we discovered:
Can’t bring a laptop to a rodeo.
Hard to use the bathroom at a rodeo.
Better eat pizza before the rodeo.
Sometimes the biggest fan at the rodeo is wearing a tie.
The rodeo starts at 8.
