EXCLUSIVE Interview With Uggie the Dog
Me: Uggie! You stole the spotlight at this weekend’s Golden Globes ceremony. Are you into the whole glitz of Hollywood, or do you dread award shows like these?
Uggie: Bark.
Me: OUTSTANDING. Dame Judy Dench says she keeps her Golden Globe in her bathroom. Is Uggie also going to keep his in the loo?
Uggie: Bark.
Me: HAHAHA. Your Artist co-star Jean Dujardon walked home with Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical. How did you two celebrate?
Uggie: [Sniffs butt.]
Me: INCREDIBLE. Were you scared Ricky Gervais was going to skewer you in his opening? I know I would be!
Uggie: [Sniffs butt. Licks self.]
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Okay, Oscar chances: go!
Uggie: [Continues licking self.]
