The “Total Eclipse of the Heart” Opening if Bonnie Tyler Were Singing About Real Eclipses (Solar) Instead of That Stupid Metaphorical One
Turn around, every now and then it gets a little bit dimmer ‘cause the Moon is coming ‘round
Turn around, every now and then it gets a little bit darker while the Sun’s blocked for an hour or more
Turn around, every now and then my mom’s a little bit nervous that I’ll stare up at the sun and go blind
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit terrified a demon’s up there eating the sky (I’m an ancient Mayan)
Turn around, it’s bright, guys
Every now and then the lunar umbra hits the Earth’s surface
So protect your eyes
Every now and then but never exceeding 5 times a year
AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT…
